And moving on.. (move it move it!)

Unfortunately, I have to move to another i.ph account.. I’ve kind of blown things up at my gallery (if you are asking how, I refuse to disclose details..) that I can no longer use it.. So until that is resolved, I will no longer be updating this account..

I have moved to MMMERIC.I.PH, so, just see you there!

 - Meric

For all the hype about Chuck

“Chuck Norris facts” have been a widespread phenomenon thanks to the internet. For the man that some claim to be “The greatest human being ever created”, these are quite fascinating.. hee hee.  Funny stuff below: 

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

CNN was originally created as the “Chuck Norris Network” to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Faster than a speeding bullet … more powerful than a locomotive … able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Chuck Norris’s warm-up exercises.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.